*grabs fern branches*
i didn’t mean to make anybody mad
i was just kinda worried
about people on all ends of the situation
i probably didn’t use the best words
*spins in circles*
pls don’t hate me friends
i shall go put myself through a shredder now
*throws away branches*
and so what we have learned applies to our lives today; God has a lot to say in His book!
You see, we know that God’s word is for everyone; now that our song is done we’ll take a look:
carriehopefletcher replied to your post “Look Carrie is her own person and she is free to do whatever she…”
I haven’t spoken/seen Alex in about 2 months now. There are pictures floating about the internet of the two of us but they are from around April from when we last spoke. I am NOT lying and I am hugely upset you’re accusing me of that.
I didn’t mean to upset you, Carrie, and I’m sorry that my post hurt you in such a way. My protective instincts kicked in, and with the evidence I was presented (though I admit it was little), it seemed as though bad choices were being made. I’m glad you’re making a clean break from him, and I hope everything in life is treating you well.
Look Carrie is her own person and she is free to do whatever she wants
But lying to her fans that she’s moved on from Alex when they are still hanging out and probably dating
Is kinda shitty
And it also makes it seem like she’s ok with all the things he’s done to her
I’m just worried and disappointed
Ray:" FLYING LASAGNA!"
Katara dealing with sexism
The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.
I’m so glad they aren’t around
omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either
Praise natural selection
I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution
The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion
I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?! I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!”
Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!
And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.
Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.
GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.
you learn to take the little victories
Disney’s The Jungle Book cast so far: Neel Sethi as Mowgli, Ben Kingsley as the voice of Bagheera, Lupita Nyong’o as the voice of Rakcha, Scarlett Johansson as the voice of Kaa and Idris Elba as the voice of Shere Khan (x x x x)
And not only is the cast amazing, but the film is going to be a mixture of live-action and animation (a-la Mary Poppins). Neel Seth (Mowgli),is going to be the only live-action actor and everyone else’s characters will be animated AND I COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED.
NO. WHAT. YES.
"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager
"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is